Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Anonymous asked: hm okay well when do you want to talk?
I’m almost always able to talk after 12am but other than that I have no idea when I’ll be busy or not
Anonymous asked: what happend/why single/i miss you
We’ve just both changed and don’t really have much in common anymore. If you miss me talk to me!<3<3
- dad: you're up early
- me:
- dad: you never went to sleep did you
I’m single who calls dibs
